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Covers You Wish Existed

Posted 25 Apr 2008 by pedro (Staff)
We've all heard songs and thought, I wish that $BAND would do a cover of $SONG, that would be $ADJECTIVE!

So here's your place to wish for covers to exist, and also to wish that certain covers didn't exist.

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Crab cake

Posted 7 Apr 2008 by nuniabiz (Regular)
Attack of the Crab Monsters
- Lawrence Raab

Even from the beach I could sense it --
lack of welcome, lack of abiding life,
like something in the air, a certain
lack of sound. Yesterday
there was a mountain out there.
Now it's gone. And look...

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Christmas Wish Dish

Posted 20 Nov 2007 by blvdgirl (Fixture)
In case your looking for something more than your two front teeth...

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Greasy Spoonerisms

Posted 15 May 2006 by insectaturk (Regular)
Some spoonerisms, like some greasy spoons, ought not to be forgotten. Here is a place to immortalize them.

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Incompetence Rangoon

Posted 28 Apr 2006 by chester (Fixture)
Is it me or does it seem like nobody knows what they're doing anymore?

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'Thou are dust and unto dust thou shall return'

Posted 1 Mar 2006 by nuniabiz (Regular)
T.S.Eliot's 'Ash Wednesday' stunned me. Karen Armstrong was the one who first revealed its beauty and force to me on a PBS TV program.

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