Greasy Spoonerisms
Posted 15 May 2006 at 14:49 UTC by insectaturk 
Some spoonerisms, like some greasy spoons, ought not to be forgotten. Here is a place to immortalize them.
A sign on my way home: Clark posed from dusk till dawn.
A professor at Catholic U opening words in his appointment with a slacker student taking a third class with him (accidental): Now <name>, you've tasted two worms!
Sufi gun-glasses
placate a vase
nice., posted 15 May 2006 at 23:48 UTC by baggins »
good special. i'll have to think of some good ones. nothing comes to mind right now. at 2am.
Shouldn't this Special be called Speasy Groonerisms?, posted 16 May 2006 at 09:43 UTC by pedro »
wikipedia, posted 16 May 2006 at 09:45 UTC by pedro »
spoonerism
from the fridge, posted 20 May 2006 at 09:30 UTC by insectaturk »
rot hellish
time to.., posted 22 May 2006 at 07:49 UTC by stan »
shake a tower
one more spoonerism pie, posted 26 May 2006 at 11:13 UTC by nuniabiz »
Chinese delivery
nunia,, posted 26 May 2006 at 12:07 UTC by pedro »
what is that? it looks cool.
a poem, 3 characters cycling..., posted 26 May 2006 at 12:53 UTC by nuniabiz »
〈盘中诗〉- a 3-character poem on a plate. From the center, counter clock wise cycling...「山树高，鸟鸣悲。泉水深，鲤鱼肥。空仓雀，常苦饥，吏人妇，会夫稀。出门望， 见白衣．．．．。」 Folklore says it was a poem written by a wife of a famed wandering scholar, expressing her solitude at home and illness of relationships in society. He was very much moved by it and returned to her village. They lived happily ever after...
cool., posted 26 May 2006 at 13:07 UTC by pedro »
thanks
i like your term 'speaky groonerism', posted 26 May 2006 at 13:21 UTC by nuniabiz »
the shortcoming of Chinese may indeed be 'no speaky croonerism'. But i am content with my state of affair with Chingrish. :-) My favorite sprite spit this bi-linguini
死于雪山 --- 纪念死于西夏邦马雪山的师弟们生命熄灭于喷薄一瞬兮 潸然魂回只碧雪晶莹 御烈风直上九天兮 拽繁星以缀飘襟 儿女涓细未可移吾意兮 欢恣浮华亦若烟云 人鬼微心冥冥难察兮 生死大义岂有朝暮秋春 捐吾身以托山阿兮 焚吾志与日月齐明
Die on Snow Mountain
After the flare of life burst then die, look back never, nothing, but the snow shining white. Ride the storm rising, rising to the sky, all stars twinkle and fall into my eyes my lover, faded and hold me no more, my youth, drifted away when still sour. Keen feelings , how can I see through all but stop seeking, my soul shall fall. Far away mountains now keep my body, Candle burns at both ends, that is the destiny
spoonerisms I love, posted 17 Jun 2006 at 07:23 UTC by BigJ »
shake a titFuckingham Bountain
fre ried beans
I'mm come up with more later.
from my phone, posted 27 Jun 2006 at 09:22 UTC by insectaturk »
barging chattery
NOFX, posted 22 Jul 2006 at 21:41 UTC by baggins »
there's an album by the band NOFX called Punk in Drublic.drublic isn't really a word, though. so it comes off kinda stupid.
not at all, posted 26 Jul 2006 at 19:57 UTC by insectaturk »
I think the "nonsense" words are sometimes the most productive meaningwise.
not in time for halloween, posted 27 Jul 2006 at 09:40 UTC by insectaturk »
The ghouls of enragement!
thats a great one., posted 27 Jul 2006 at 11:50 UTC by baggins »
did you just make it up?
it's a yabbit of hears, posted 29 Jul 2006 at 09:18 UTC by insectaturk »
I stew these non-dopp. tum simes ay baksident i spean to moonerize thumsing but I twoo it dice and get the boriginal ack. Fut I borget them dafter I ooo them unless I sell onetum or dight them 'roun. Vin this enue I ban do koth!fun-ortunately as you san key mot that ninny are as good as ghouls of enragement but fie get an ewe a week I thilly rike. These I'd like to wear with all of shoe.
and yes I do, posted 29 Jul 2006 at 09:19 UTC by insectaturk »
love "The Muppet Frog Prince"
whilst looking at my delivered chinese dinner, posted 14 Aug 2006 at 19:20 UTC by insectaturk »
peep fried dork
burnt norton, posted 14 Aug 2006 at 19:23 UTC by insectaturk »
i was listening to my roommate talk to herself about whether she should unclude burnt norton in one of her lectures in the summer class she's teaching --Scrimmages of Odd in Gipture--and found myself advising her not to cast swirls before pine.
a bump in the night, posted 27 Aug 2006 at 22:06 UTC by neoacerbitas »
woke me up and now i'm going nucking futs trying to figure out what it was
pedro's diary post reminded me of, posted 31 Aug 2006 at 06:19 UTC by BigJ »
foturkeyinstead of tofurkey which my sister and I were talking about one Thanksgiving. Of course it comes of better as spelled faux-turkey instead since the literal spoonerism spellings hide the double meaning sometimes.
feeding my kids breakfast..., posted 31 Aug 2006 at 07:14 UTC by stan »
...I came across porn cops, which at 6:30am on minimal sleep is highly amusing!
good one!, posted 31 Aug 2006 at 09:51 UTC by BigJ »
needs no words of explanation, posted 4 Sep 2006 at 18:28 UTC by insectaturk »
sow of violence
on the light rail, posted 9 Feb 2007 at 18:46 UTC by insectaturk »
spare infection!
thinker, posted 12 Feb 2007 at 21:26 UTC by baggins »
that one took me a minute. i like it.
C1ngular, posted 2 Apr 2007 at 19:37 UTC by insectaturk »
fewest copped drawls
what you might do after opening your monk jail, posted 31 May 2007 at 13:02 UTC by insectaturk »
sock blender
turk, posted 31 May 2007 at 16:13 UTC by pedro »
you have a gift
did you hear about the deity, posted 29 Aug 2007 at 17:12 UTC by insectaturk »
who flatters his enemies and makes them ski from before his face?
or the drops designed for, posted 29 Aug 2007 at 17:13 UTC by insectaturk »
people who have witchy, ottery eyes?
after stubbing my toe..., posted 5 Sep 2007 at 18:31 UTC by stan »
..then pondering the limited use of the verb stub...stick it tubs
ouch, posted 1 Oct 2007 at 12:53 UTC by stan »
i hit my bunny fone and now i have nins and peedles in my hands.
after calling the electric company...., posted 14 Oct 2007 at 12:43 UTC by inkblot »
the reportage has been outed.
I hate it when I get a new book and it's..., posted 11 Nov 2007 at 14:11 UTC by insectaturk »
pissing mages
Someday I'd like to hunt, posted 3 Dec 2007 at 01:12 UTC by insectaturk »
piled wigs.
found these in my english muffin, posted 23 Dec 2007 at 11:31 UTC by stan »
crooks and nannies
more, posted 9 Feb 2008 at 08:01 UTC by insectaturk »
goat barragewearable turd
reduced for sick quail
my fav in months, posted 11 Mar 2008 at 07:09 UTC by insectaturk »
devolving roar
fowl, posted 31 Mar 2008 at 13:01 UTC by baggins »
plucking pheasant
dirty....also an entree, posted 18 Apr 2008 at 19:58 UTC by stan »
mudy stuffins
out in the planters..., posted 7 May 2008 at 14:49 UTC by insectaturk »
cowering flabbage
that was..., posted 8 May 2008 at 10:12 UTC by stan »
fairly runny
under Common Kitchen Chores in Baltimore for 800, posted 8 Jun 2008 at 13:14 UTC by insectaturk »
What is...raking mice?
getting keys made, posted 17 Jun 2008 at 19:55 UTC by insectaturk »
ward stair whore ward stare whore starred hair war starred hare war hard stare war hard stair war ward hair store ward hare store starred ware whore starred where whore
more mutations, posted 2 Sep 2008 at 12:26 UTC by insectaturk »
sigh by the fleet of your pants sly by the feet of your pants ply by the feat of your sants pie by the sleet of your fants sigh by the feet of your plants etc
doesn't strictly follow my usually rule, but I like it, posted 6 Sep 2008 at 08:22 UTC by insectaturk »
plaque-eyed bees
hedonistic hairy father, posted 25 Oct 2008 at 21:00 UTC by insectaturk »
the hirsute of pappyness
retired priest now has a new job, posted 11 Jan 2009 at 18:02 UTC by insectaturk »
sainting pines
another religious reference, posted 26 Mar 2009 at 06:30 UTC by insectaturk »
girly pates
I found these written on a 3" x 5" card in a stack of papers, posted 26 Oct 2009 at 02:49 UTC by insectaturk »
lexicon mimehooded wills
lop-toading washer
stork poo