Personal info for PopeOfTrash
Name: Pimp Of Trash
Homepage: http://pimpoftrash
Notes: yo yo. i like resurrections or somethin.
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yo. i be, like, PimpOfTrash now. On the thirds day or somethin I be, like, resurrectified. yeah. well, i took my crucified body by that Inkblots done shanked me on and brings me back some bibles stories for y'all. here they be:Cains & Ables - Killin a brotha
Adam and Eve did as God said and farmed the land and as time passed they had two sons, Cain and Able. Able became a shepherd and Cain became a farmer. Able offered God an offering of his best lamb. Cain took some crops and offered them. God was pleased with Able's offering, but not with Cain's. Cain grew very angry. God asked him why he was angry. Cain did not answer him. Cain grew more angry with his brother and when he was back in the fields he struck his brother and killed him. God called out to Cain, "Cain! What have you done? You killed your own brother and for that you shall leave this place and never return." Cain was frightened that if he should wander in strange places that someone would kill him. God said, "Whoever kills you will have seven-fold sorrow."
Cain went to live in the Land of Nod. He wandered for many years and then married and had a son called Enoch. Cain built a city named for his son. Adam and Eve had another son and they called him Seth. Seth followed God and God forgave them for their past.
Yo yo. nother for y'all
Acts 7
The Lynchin of Stephen
When they heard this, they were furious and gnashed their teeth at him. But Stephen, full of the Holy Spirit, looked up to heaven and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing at the right hand of God. "Look," he said, "I see heaven open and the Son of Man standing at the right hand of God." At this they covered their ears and, yelling at the top of their voices, they all rushed at him, dragged him out of the city and began to stone him. Meanwhile, the witnesses laid their clothes at the feet of a young man named Saul. While they were stoning him, Stephen prayed, "Lord Jesus, receive my spirit." Then he fell on his knees and cried out, "Lord, do not hold this sin against them." When he had said this, he fell asleep.
One mo fo y'all
The Two Infomants
And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth." These are the two olive trees and the two lampstands that stand before the Lord of the earth. If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die. These men have power to shut up the sky so that it will not rain during the time they are prophesying; and they have power to turn the waters into blood and to strike the earth with every kind of plague as often as they want. Now when they have finished their testimony, the beast that comes up from the Abyss will attack them, and overpower and kill them. Their bodies will lie in the street of the great city, which is figuratively called Sodom and Egypt, where also their Lord was crucified. For three and a half days men from every people, tribe, language and nation will gaze on their bodies and refuse them burial. The inhabitants of the earth will gloat over them and will celebrate by sending each other gifts, because these two prophets had tormented those who live on the earth. But after the three and a half days a breath of life from God entered them, and they stood on their feet, and terror struck those who saw them. Then they heard a loud voice from heaven saying to them, "Come up here." And they went up to heaven in a cloud, while their enemies looked on. At that very hour there was a severe earthquake and a tenth of the city collapsed. Seven thousand people were killed in the earthquake, and the survivors were terrified and gave glory to the God of heaven.
So hear I be. All y'all just call me "PimpOfTrash". I be like all canonified and shit. That's like WAY pimped out if you ain't never seen no cardinals or nothin. I'll say some Hail Mary's of my owns for y'all.
21 Mar 2004 (updated 21 Mar 2004) »
In the name of Allah, i disovered devilish voice of pimpjuice . I know as a matter of fact, back in 1995, that pimphead was selling his venom of debian and BSD daemon to the Chinese and was rebuffed at "being out of his mind" in yellow English. Since then the yellow fever never dies in him. In order to cover up his injured white pride, he picked up pimphood. Yet people won't even let him pimping his own pride in fear of injuring black pride among the righteous. This place is so fucked up all way around no wonder Jesus died so others can lick Allah's little head as they choose to fall under. Amen. (your royal highness Arabian Queen, i beg thee not to take any allegory recipe i offered in this Diner personally otherwise the recipe shall be executed faithfully according to the laws of jewish Sabbath and this PopeOfTrash has no power to rule over such matters )Also, if it never occurs to anyone here, love is the art of inventing profanity which permanently and irreplacably shines on just two ends of one personhood. As far as i can tell, one end has been nibbed off. A procrastinated love affair is hastened unto the public scene as evidence of hate crime. Oh Lord, have mercy on the young on their searches of the everlasting peace and love everywhere but not right under their nose and toes because love hurts. Amen.
BIG Pimpin could use dirtyrat's 'happy' banner for his parlor and he'd be selling happy rat shit. The other day i hear in the news, some village beaten-up female rats went to village witch about problems with their soldier men. The witch gave them poisoning rat shit and rats' problem is problem no more. but rats tombs in the village semintary got police suspicious. In the end, the village crime comes to light. they didn't get the witch. she poisened herself with the same rat shit. 8 others were indicted. But behold. PUSSYCAT be treated right for the first time in the history of dead dirtyrats village as the news says happy killings do village men good. I couldn't believe it but it's true!
Alright. I, for one, love to be singularly damned than collectively loved. I AM your redemptive power. Amen.
8 Mar 2004 (updated 8 Mar 2004) »
dirtyrat , you are not single. you are damned. your repentance shall come if that's what you are asking. fine.
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