Personal info for pedrosoldlady
Name: That's Mrs. Pedro to you, pal!
Homepage: bbs.tastytronic.net
Notes: Takes a whole lotta man to love this much woman!
Recent diary entries for pedrosoldlady:
17 Aug 2002 (updated 17 Aug 2002) »
TV executives are such villians! They scheduled Elvis' Loving You against 7th Heaven!?? I simply can't bring myself to choose.
13 Aug 2002 (updated 13 Aug 2002) »
Oh My!... I'm not sure, but I think Today just tinkled on me.
10 Aug 2002 (updated 13 Aug 2002) »
Oh, how wonderful! Now sneakums (such a cute name, you must be a mother's little angel), make sure you give her all the love and care as if she were your very first born and she'll be sure to take care of you. I'm so excited. Please post some pictures as soon as you can.
By the way, you really aren't a robot are you?
9 Aug 2002 (updated 9 Aug 2002) »
Don't mind me putt'n my nose where it don't belong, but I couldn't help but overhear you folks talking about picture tak'in, and although I don't have any experience with it I do know a little someth'n about human nature. Of course at first I held my tounge (you young people never know when its best to listen to us older folks), but I just can't keep my blouse buttoned down anylonger. My advice to you blvdgirl is this: Everbody Loves Kittens!
Now hold on, you gotta here me out on this. Think about it, some of the greatest art of our time has focused on kittens. I love the pieces where the angel's all tangled in yarn and she's got 'who me?' written all over her little wiskered face; or when she's stalking butterfies in the grass like she's a majestic lionness on the African plains; or when the little rascal's gotten into the laundry and is play'n peek-a-boo between freshly folded towels. Oh the innocence! Few things move me as much!
But see, it's not all about kittens, it really about ourselves. Noth'n brings out the best in a person than a little kitten. You show me a person whose mean and nasty, and I'll show you a kid whose parents deprived him of the richest and most formative experience of his life: having a kitten. I'm serious. They're like magnets draw'n out our own goodness and light, of course, once they've won our trust and we open ourselves up them and all that they have to give. Which is what makes them such wonderful teachers.
Which brings me back to my point. For their first assignment blvdgirl, you just send your kids down to the local shelter to rescue some poor little kitten, bring'm home, feed and care for them, and of course take as many pictures as they can of thier tiny new friends. You'll see your kids transformed before your very eyes. And all that technical and sophisticated stuff? That will all flow naturally, cause that's just the way love works.
You know, sometimes I suprise even myself. Why this would be just as helpful for those of you guys who frequent Hopeless Romantic Shake (with 2 straws), and I know you all do, hope'n that someone's gonna unlock all the mysterious secrets of our womenhood. Why that poor ole Baggins fellow is the only one put'n himself out on the line. Well mister, let me tell you someth'n, I like your honesty! Sure your vulnerable, but you're sensitive, and that's what gives you the leg up on the rest of these dogs who just want someth'n for noth'n. Shameless! (sigh) Well, you all want advice, here it is: us women are just like kittens. If you know what I'm talk'n about, you've got no worries.
Ya know I ought'a get ole Pedro to start a new entree called Everybody Loves Kittens where we could post our favorite pictures and share all the new things we've learned. I think it'd be really popular amongst the regulars. 'Course my Pedro would probably want to name it something horrible like Kitty Stew. Ya know, he'd be the first to do well by taking my advice. 'Course he won't listen to me. It's allways nag, nag, nag, he says. Don't get me wrong, my ole Pedro's not all bad; he can be quite the Tiger himself when the door's closed. Grrrrwow!
Well, gotta go. Now you kids be good.
4 Aug 2002 (updated 18 Aug 2002) »
Thats right pedro, you gotta do your woman right!
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