Personal info for pimpjuice
Name: Monsignor Dumbas
Homepage: http://goatse.cx
Notes: lessee... well. dunno, i know something sometime. i talka kinda funny, and know some peeps on here. yah, there's that gary guy, he good with those puppets. yeww. OK, there's that little sneakums guy. he's all right i guess. and that cranky crackmonkey with his funny overwrite of the windows kernel. two thumbs way up into its doubleholes, or something. yahyah. then there's Neale. he is like the nice ponytail boy from the wimpy westside riders, none of them rollin' with their glocks, sittin' up in Seattle coffee shops tradin' dollies and dishes eatin' fishes with their earth girl bitchz. eww, its Nuniabiz. like, gross or something. gag me with a pitchfork. she's like this almost scandanavian but always wookin pa nub in aw da wong paces. thing she has a double thingy. just wonder bout that little chinagirl that done bagged the ol' homefront some times ago and fights tooths and nails with nuniabitzness. anywhom, what up, but just don't certify me none cuz i cauze nuttin but trouble with a capital "p". put the "P" in it.
Recent diary entries for pimpjuice:
what do y'all know about no realities? i am the straight up realist. glad to hears now you don't care if i be the same color or you. i ain't never said i be no pimp. that be yo momma. i be PIMPIN. i knows your shit. babydoll comes up and talks to you at the house party and say "what up, holmes? you like to party, G?" and you say "no way". babydoll say "you like girls, G?". you say "i don't know". babydoll say "what DO you like?". "I like to pedal, man." yo bitch, you best move outta mommy's house and quit playin wit yo daddy's 10 pound balls. only state you be workin in is da state i gonna put you in. just betta back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
damn, more shit about my skin color. when will peoplez learn that i should be able to eats in any diner i wants without sittin in the colored section.no pimpin today. not yet anyways.
yo. i sees they still only lets white folks post round these parts. guess never heard of no emancipation proclamations.no pimpin today. gots to keep my shit focused. one of my bitchz be all cracked out or somethin. her shit be gettin everyone buggin. shit be flyin back and forth and catfights and what the fuck ever.
i don't know what up with that Pope on a trash rope jabberin' and all. if i didn't knows better i would say it be the malt liquor talkin.
BIG Pimpin. gots most of my bitchz fixed. still haven problems with PopeOfTrash i sees. gots her some sorta God complex or somethin. needs us an exorcisms or somethin.howcumz nobodys wants to helps me on the "usedbitchzXchange.com" shit? i wants to sets us up a Pimpin Parlor for all y'alls ladies that y'all ain't usin no more. you know what i'm sayin? you know what time it is. i see y'all buggin that none of y'alls baby mommas be da bomb no more. we can Sell that shit, you know. peoplez be comin to our Pimpin Parlor puttin up the green and we be, like bling blingin all the way.
yeah.
Pimpin' today with a capital P. gots me some new bitchz for my collections. y'all should sells me your old womens. how much for the little girls? how much for your wife? thinks we need to starts up another site on dis virgules thing, likes "usedgirlfriendexchange.com" or somethin. then, we like certifies all our old bitchz as bein buggin, hoochified, superfly, or whatever the fuck. then we charges the brothers to come in and gets blind dates and shit, maybe sells they cell phone numbers and shit. yeah. you know what they say- real playerz they do what they want. fakerz, they do whats they can. yeah.
This customer has certified others as follows:
- pimpjuice certified badvogato as Regular
- pimpjuice certified nuniabiz as Regular
- pimpjuice certified neale as Regular
- pimpjuice certified crackmonkey as Regular
- pimpjuice certified xerox as Regular
- pimpjuice certified PopeOfTrash as Regular
Others have certified this customer as follows:
- xerox certified pimpjuice as Fixture
- PopeOfTrash certified pimpjuice as Fixture
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