Tastytronic diary for pimpjuice

12 Mar 2004

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 11:55:55 -0700

what do y'all know about no realities? i am the straight up realist. glad to hears now you don't care if i be the same color or you. i ain't never said i be no pimp. that be yo momma. i be PIMPIN. i knows your shit. babydoll comes up and talks to you at the house party and say "what up, holmes? you like to party, G?" and you say "no way". babydoll say "you like girls, G?". you say "i don't know". babydoll say "what DO you like?". "I like to pedal, man." yo bitch, you best move outta mommy's house and quit playin wit yo daddy's 10 pound balls. only state you be workin in is da state i gonna put you in. just betta back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.

12 Mar 2004

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 10:10:47 -0700

damn, more shit about my skin color. when will peoplez learn that i should be able to eats in any diner i wants without sittin in the colored section.

no pimpin today. not yet anyways.

10 Mar 2004

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 20:04:19 -0700

yo. i sees they still only lets white folks post round these parts. guess never heard of no emancipation proclamations.

no pimpin today. gots to keep my shit focused. one of my bitchz be all cracked out or somethin. her shit be gettin everyone buggin. shit be flyin back and forth and catfights and what the fuck ever.

i don't know what up with that Pope on a trash rope jabberin' and all. if i didn't knows better i would say it be the malt liquor talkin.

9 Mar 2004

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 17:44:55 -0700

BIG Pimpin. gots most of my bitchz fixed. still haven problems with PopeOfTrash i sees. gots her some sorta God complex or somethin. needs us an exorcisms or somethin.

howcumz nobodys wants to helps me on the "usedbitchzXchange.com" shit? i wants to sets us up a Pimpin Parlor for all y'alls ladies that y'all ain't usin no more. you know what i'm sayin? you know what time it is. i see y'all buggin that none of y'alls baby mommas be da bomb no more. we can Sell that shit, you know. peoplez be comin to our Pimpin Parlor puttin up the green and we be, like bling blingin all the way.

yeah.

8 Mar 2004

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 11:11:30 -0700

Pimpin' today with a capital P. gots me some new bitchz for my collections. y'all should sells me your old womens. how much for the little girls? how much for your wife? thinks we need to starts up another site on dis virgules thing, likes "usedgirlfriendexchange.com" or somethin. then, we like certifies all our old bitchz as bein buggin, hoochified, superfly, or whatever the fuck. then we charges the brothers to come in and gets blind dates and shit, maybe sells they cell phone numbers and shit. yeah. you know what they say- real playerz they do what they want. fakerz, they do whats they can. yeah.

7 Mar 2004

Sun, 07 Mar 2004 09:41:15 -0700

so, i be buggin on this gay marraige thing. nots because of nothin 'cept i feels bad for our constitutions of Americaz goin' shady. Constitutions say "Congress shall pass no law respectin no institutions of Relgion". but shits all fucked up from the get go. haven any sorta marraige and discount from the taxman or special privileges for bein married is 'xactly that. respectin. religion. shits fucked up 'cuz everone wants equals rights when they don't have no rights to pass out about no religions to begins wit under da constitutions. so best betta be takin "marriage", which is a religious institutions to begins with based on a bunch of religions, right outta the legals situations all togetherlike. then you don't have no problems no more cuz its a private religious thing that you defines according to your religions and shit. why be given the Man any more powers over your dumb asses no how?

shit Gary, i feel you, G. i also been nicoteneze free for a few dayz now. i also understands yo situations wich yo old lady. only best be turnin the tables and gettin yo head out of dat, um, you know who the realist is. sometime you should show baby doll what dirty sex really like, then she won't be buggin she be sportin and you be pimpin. put the P in it, G. you know what they say in my neighbohoods? little narcissist bitch dat wants to be da massa be fetchin and totin yo bales for y'all.

5 Mar 2004

Fri, 05 Mar 2004 13:57:38 -0700

yo, what up dogs? it's all good. i see my namez been floatin round here on places i can't be postin. but thatz probaly best since i told y'all i just nuthin but trouble. if you be seein' me call roxy popified dat bitch, you probly should know i know dat bitch and if i'm sayin she be talkin shit, you just heard it here first. you see she be the only one defendin my ass here, what that be tellin' y'all? tryin to decodes her trippin can be y'alls bizness but i am, like, literally, word with what up in that shit. now y'all gotta figger peace ain't the only objective nowhere no how. peace in our time be the slogans for some fucked up shit. y'all also gotta figger that free expressions has its limitations as well. however, i asks you to thinks to y'alls self whether it really be possible to gives offense to another human bein. shit really ain't possible, it only possible to takes offense and that shit is your own. y'all cleans up all y'alls own shit and you won't be trippin 'bout nothin anyone be sayin no how.

as far as my shit bein' G-rated, i'm down with that. all y'all G's take care now.

3 Mar 2004

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:20:40 -0700

i considers myself vindicateds after readin this, um, stuff. if'ns y'all can makes head or tails outta this, um, stuff, i stands correctimicated.

i'm tryin real hards to tones down my postages. just like Michael Jackson weren't no regular G shoutin cop killa motha um, humper, but he ends up playin the nasty with little boyz. woulda been betta off if he was chillin' with Trick Daddy when he was growin up. that what happens when the Man makes us tone down our outbusts and act like a bunch of white lame, um, fanny, mother, um, sexual proclivicators.

lookin at all the killin goin on, all the violence, all the lies, all the abusin everwhere, gotsta thinks that it would be betta if folks be thinkin about, um, warm wet kittys instead of da Man puttin the smack down; you Know who the realist is. makes love not war. but you wants to be down on my, um, poopy potty, cuz i talk straight up. you don't wanta hear straight up, you wants to hear varnish, veneer. you wants me to play ostrich and not talk straight up cuz it aint politelike. well, i tells you abouts polite- polites come from the "polit" or lower classin blue collas, buts "courteous" comes from the royalties, the court, so it be knownin how to talk straight up. polite folks be the morons of culture, courteous folks they speak what up. it ain't right lettin some G, um, fornicate, up his, um, doo doo, but i guess round these parts its all censofied so white folks can gentrify the Internet and not let the peoples of color speak their first ammendment rights and, um, caca poopoo potty mommy wipe.

so we be here chillin and you be trippin. might as well have a sign on this place sayin "White Owned".

2 Mar 2004

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 10:37:11 -0700

yo, dat bitch don't know what shit be flyin outta her mouth. its kinda like all mixed together with bible verses and crazy shit street peoples be buggin about. ain't nothin in Rumi be talking bout no gay man in no new age or nothin. shes all not understandin what the difference be in betweens "holy" and "holey" since nobodies esplained to her that guys hittin it with guys and girls with girls ain't nonna her god damn bizness anywayz. she just be talkin mo shit. give her dumb ass somethin else to talk about and you see what i means. hey, miss behavin, yeah you, why dont y'all tell us about them Jewish folks and the Jewish religions. y'all be pimpin out Jesus and i hear he was a Jew. matter of fact i hear that the whole Christianities is all a bunch of Jewish stuff with a big star of David all sittin on top of yo big fat head. what y'all thinks of that miss xerox, Pontificators of big fat piles of steamin stinkin shite?

1 Mar 2004

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 09:52:32 -0700

don't matter if no CD player aint busted or not, that still gets you bout a 10 dollar rock. aint like its goin on the shop bench and then shit be showcased in no hi-fi buyz warehouses. don't know whats up with all this God stuff boutz Jesus haven to make us marry knocked up ho bags cuz his momma be raped by some Adams family shit. shits fucked up. thoughts Jesus be dyin fo our sins or sumpthin so we don't have to pay fo'em, but guess this is one of them religious BBS's. should be talkin bout Christianities i guess but i just be goin to hell no how cuz i dont know no particles physics or no worshipin no passive soul stuff. i don't like nuniabiz be talking bout racism and no porch monkey societies vs. human society shit. no wonder she don't want nobodies knowin her name, like the kkk.

i be buggin though. went to see one of my bitchz from eastern europes. she be one fine centerfold bitch but shes all glammored up like madonnas or something when i goes to see her ass. she was all over my shit cuz i wasn't all pimped out like usuals, but tolds her it was kind of short notice fo that shit before i even left. some bitchz, they just be lookin at the surfaces. even some used up ol crack ho can get all hoochied up and then some G be thinkin he gots some fly babby momma and all he gots is some stinkin ol skank. shits fucked up. way fucked up.