Animal Apertif

Page created 22 Jun 2006 by pedro (Staff)

If [Blank] was an animal, what kind of animal would they be?


Let's start with Bob Dylan., posted 22 Jun 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

If Bob Dylan was an animal, what kind of animal would he be? (and why?)

ooh,, posted 22 Jun 2006 by barefootjumper » (Fixture)

maybe a poodle. because he's smart and sharp, he prefers to make a statement than be pretty or cute, he's a little misunderstood but ultimately admired for his unusual qualities.

coyote, posted 22 Jun 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

I think bob is like a coyote... one from northern mn that hitched a ride on a barge down the mississippi and then back up the coast on the orange blossom special to nyc. he's been around -- he used to be young and quick, now he's old and grizzled but he'd rather keep you guessing at what he means or is going to do than tell you straight up. he's tough as nails and won't be caged or told what to do.

jack black, posted 10 Jul 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

What kind of animal would Jack Black be?

hmm, posted 11 Jul 2006 by baggins » (Fixture)

for some reason, i want to say 'shark'. did he do the voice of a shark in a movie? is that why i'm saying it?

he was the younger son in.., posted 12 Jul 2006 by lieutenant » (Fixture)

Shark Tale, so yes....

gorilla, posted 12 Jul 2006 by dogmanphil » (Fixture)

totally a gorilla

a koala on speed, posted 12 Jul 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

my coworker says, posted 12 Jul 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

"part tasmanian devil, part pig, part cat... maybe a couple of other things."

in regards to bob dylan he says, posted 12 Jul 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

"a sloth."

(But with a geordie accent so it sounds like "slowth".)

Projecting animal qualities onto humans, eh?, posted 13 Jul 2006 by Shredzilla » (Fixture)

Jack Black is totally a Black Lab.

Bob Dylan is something from crypto zoology.

btr

Dave

all i know is baggins, posted 13 Jul 2006 by dogmanphil » (Fixture)

wags is gus gus from cinderella

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