Euphemism Medley

Page created 29 Apr 2002 by emad (Regular), last modified 29 Apr 2002 by emad (Regular)

the process of knocking.
Throughout the years, I've seen various people describe lewd action in some sort of euphemism. Well, for the regular everyday person, I'm going to go ahead and do a similar list of euphemisms, but instead with an action a lot less vulgar.

I present you with,
Ways to describe the process of knocking (on a door)

The best way to read this is to insert a random "wink wink" or "nudge nudge" after each phrase.

rapping the plane,
smacking the moveable wall,
tapping on the frame,
denting the metal,
chopping the wood,
smashing the glass,
beating the entrance,
playing the wall piano,
creaking the gate

Can you guys think of anymore?

..., posted 29 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

reshaping emad's face

alright, alright, posted 29 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

So I was trying to be stern with the face thing...

Hmmm, ok, euphemisms, euphemisms...

giving your knuckles a workout causing the object to vibrate from repeated sharp impacts needing some more of that good old leaded gasoline

er..., posted 29 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

giving your knuckles a workout
causing the object to vibrate from repeated sharp impacts
needing some more of that good old leaded gasoline

It's like a Washington Post Style Invitational!, posted 29 Apr 2002 by dex » (Fixture)

Smite the screen Engaging in the pugilist port olympics

... one more try, posted 29 Apr 2002 by dex » (Fixture)

Smite the screen
Engaging in the pugilist port olympics

um....here's a go, posted 29 Apr 2002 by blvdgirl » (Fixture)

knuckling the wood drum
tapping the entry
asserting the right of passage
kneading the splinterboard

Not so good, I'll allow....

hmmm, posted 30 Apr 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

requesting entry by way of percussion raining forth thy holy fury at the threshold of wherever massaging the hinge-sway ringing the old school doorbell gaining ground via audible announcement

hmmm, posted 30 Apr 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

requesting entry by way of percussion
raining forth thy holy fury at the threshold of wherever
massaging the hinge-sway
ringing the old school doorbell
gaining ground via audible announcement

ok, i think all the rest of our shipwrecks are fair warning..., posted 30 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

People! You have to use the <br/> tag after your items or they will not break the way you want them to! It happened to me!

zoot boot, posted 30 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

waking the termites
stressing the lintel
shaking the vertical table

no way!, posted 30 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

proving i wasn't born in a barn
breaking into the house one atom at a time

Maaaan..., posted 30 Apr 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door.

(Or is that a euphemism for something else [nudge nudge])

i held back on that one nutella..., posted 30 Apr 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

glad to see someone else was thinking it though...

the conversation between outside and inside

emad is my hero, posted 30 Apr 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

fisting the formica

blorp, posted 30 Apr 2002 by drwiii » (Regular)

punching the partition (wink wink)

<-- emad, posted 30 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

tenderizing the planks

..., posted 30 Apr 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

banging the barrier
slamming the portal
violently requesting to penetrate
suddenly overcome with a sense of decency, and a lack of keys

<+Dumont> [Time passes.], posted 30 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

beating to the march of a different surfer

anyone else think its time for a new list?, posted 1 May 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

New list, posted 3 May 2002 by emad » (Regular)

new euphemism suggestions will be provided every monday.

No no, posted 3 May 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

That one doesn't work at all. Unless;

"providing the euphemism suggestion" = knocking

and

"every monday" = the door

hmmmmm....., posted 2 Aug 2005 by Juice » (Regular)

Yanking the dick, pulling the crotch, feeling the bulb. Someone just had to bring it there.

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