Page created 29 Jan 2003 by ulyssess00
URL: oh, come on...
all discussion of "hitting a goat from behind," can now be done here.
my first experience of hitting a goat from behind came when i was a wee lad of seven. we were visitng some friends of ours in rural illinois and i was out exploring with my friend chris. we tromped around in the woods for awhile (because tromping is just so damn enjoyable) befor ewe cam upon a neighbor's field, where some goats were grazing. now, i had never seen a real live goat before, being of them city-fied folks, so i just stared in stupification. my friend explained that the local version of cow-tipping involved hitting a goat from behind and trying to knock it over. the important thing was to run like hell afterwards because goats get up a hell of a lot faster than sleeping cows. my surprise must have showed on my face, but he assured me that it was true and dared me to try it. of course, the biggest thing to remember when you're running full titl at a goat's backside is to watch out for the other goats, who might be just a tad overprotective. so there iwas, running full speed toward a goat, i mean, lying on my backside ...wait, how did i get here? then my friend, who had wet himself from laughter came over and explained that it had all been a joke.
I think that flynn's hard drive might have some weird glitch where data gets erased at random... just warning you guys, in case anything strange happens here at the Diner.
could someone explain to me what this entree is about?
Illinois folk are all too much of a wimp to practice cow tipping.
cinnamongirl, this entree was started purely as a joke, in response to a bizzare tangent the no thanks, bernie OR fruit not fries entree was taking.scinatfilm, while that was quite a funny story, "hitting a goat from behind" refers to beastiality...
is definitely something we needed more of on the Diner. Heh heh.
of course that's what it means, but every noe and then you have to make up a completely ridiculous story to get things going, especially here. For those who aren't sure, that story was completely fictitious. I'd never do something like that to a poor defenseless goat. A llama on the other hand...
for the account subscriptions to start flooding in now...
you should charge a membership fee to access this entree. $7.95 oughta do it... (to those who aren't members yet, of course).
Then, when the cash starts flowing in, we can get monthly dividend checks to help alliviate that very tall stack of debt... Think of the possibilities.
My parents have goats...they keep them in a barn. There are 2 goats, Frisky and Molly. I think I see a party starting. Yeah!
we should just get checks based on our individual percentage of the total debt accumulation.
sorry. i got thirsty, and had some cookies. sue me.
at least get those crubs out of your beard.and wipe-off that goat-milk moustache.
consider yourself sued. you're supposed to share the cookies.
so whens the next time yer parents are out of town,huh?