There Is No End to Madness -- All you can eat

In the Jim Henson film "The Dark Crystal" those giant rabbit things were guys on stilts and they ran pretty damn fast. This message will probably be deleted in favor of monotonous text matching the four repeated phrases above, but maybe one person will see it before then... or maybe not.

You ruined Christmas!, posted 16 Feb 2003 by inkblot » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Interruptions are to be pitied, not deleted, posted 17 Feb 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

sad break, but the dark crystal does rock!, posted 17 Feb 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

< pity >, posted 18 Feb 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

< monotony >, posted 18 Feb 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

< phylogeny >, posted 19 Feb 2003 by gary » (Staff)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

< ontogeny >, posted 19 Feb 2003 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

GREETINGS FROM HOTH, posted 19 Feb 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

I'm doin' the Hard Afro Rubalon!, posted 5 Mar 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

what's that? is it easy to learn?, posted 5 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

it's my funky chair dance, and anyone can learn, posted 5 Mar 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

IF I SHOULD FALL FROM GRACE WITH GOD, posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

WHERE NO DOCTORS CAN RELIEVE ME , posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

IF I'M BURRIED 'NEATH THE SOD, posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

WHERE THE ANGELS WON'T RECIEVE ME, posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

LET ME GO BOYS, LET ME GOOOOO BOYS, , posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

LET ME GO DOWN IN THE MUD WHERE RIVERS ALL RUN DRY, posted 17 Mar 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Ah, words from a pupil of Westminster (an exclusive English private school), posted 31 Mar 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

april fools!, posted 1 Apr 2003 by nunnybun » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

tautologous::perspicous, posted 1 Apr 2003 by nunnybun » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

God burn this place, posted 2 Apr 2003 by neoacerbitas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

I find this disgusting but I can't help myself, posted 2 Apr 2003 by gary » (Staff)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Madness is my feng shui, posted 2 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

, posted 2 Apr 2003 by sneakums » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh dudes!, posted 5 Apr 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

i hate the stigma attatched

IF YOU WANT TO TALK LIKE THAT, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO #AFDA, posted 5 Apr 2003 by Dumont » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

There is no end to winter, posted 7 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Kaffee macht mich zipplich, posted 7 Apr 2003 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Wo xihuan cha lucha, posted 7 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

�g get bor�a� gler, �a� mei�ir mig ekki, posted 8 Apr 2003 by gary » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

smegma. bleh., posted 8 Apr 2003 by baggins » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Hăo! Hăo! Wŏ xiĕ pīnyīn (Pŭtōnghu�)., posted 9 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

i need a unicode terminal font, posted 9 Apr 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

virgule seems to escape entities in the subject field, posted 9 Apr 2003 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

HAHAHA, he said smegma!, posted 9 Apr 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Armageddon angel for the Pony Express., posted 9 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

can't fight the feeling, posted 9 Apr 2003 by instantcofi » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

or was it "Armour-plated angel..."?, posted 16 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

like a bear, posted 23 Apr 2003 by instantcofi » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

I'm drinking tea, posted 24 Apr 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Hey, me too!, posted 24 Apr 2003 by gary » (Staff)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

oddly enough, i am too, posted 24 Apr 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Wow a whole tea drinking club, today I'm drinking Mountain Dew though, posted 25 Apr 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how poeple on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

We can have a DEW club too, posted 25 Apr 2003 by inkblot » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

i think mountain dew is disgusting...., posted 25 Apr 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

maybe but CODE RED RULES. but i don't drink pop any more, posted 25 Apr 2003 by baggins » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

that's what I'm drinking Code Red, it's the shiznit!!, posted 25 Apr 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Mountain Dew's bromide content keeps me calm, posted 25 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

i find people drinking mountain dew in the workplace/public more offensive than drinking alcohol in the workplace/public, posted 26 Apr 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

it's already a club, gogle �dewn� to find out, posted 26 Apr 2003 by neoacerbitas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

We need more over-priced beverages!, posted 2 May 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

step right up, posted 2 May 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

The large print giveth, posted 5 May 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

and the small print taketh away, posted 6 May 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

But can it find your slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks?, posted 6 May 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar, posted 6 May 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

And it's only a dollar!, posted 6 May 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

does it get rid of gambling debts?, posted 6 May 2003 by baggins » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

No muss no fuss, never needs ironing...., posted 7 May 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

they make pants like that you know. , posted 7 May 2003 by instantcofi » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

pants! tres bien!, posted 7 May 2003 by Dumont » (Regular)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

None of my pants ever need ironing. Well, maybe they do, but I don't iron them ;), posted 8 May 2003 by gary » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned, posted 12 May 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

It gives you an erection, it wins the election, , posted 13 May 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe it they're mile-long stilts they can.

Back away from the keyboard! I have a gub!, posted 30 May 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Yadda yadda yadda, posted 30 May 2003 by gary » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Gee, I wish we had one of them Doomsday machines., posted 2 Jun 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

After a month I expect you were all wondering whether there had been an end to madness. WELL THERE HASN'T BEEN!, posted 2 Jul 2003 by gary » (Staff)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Reports of an end to madness have been greatly exagerrated, posted 2 Jul 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!
Take that, spicemonkey! Ummm, I mean, Ooops.

Can't remember if two in a row was considered bad form, posted 11 Jul 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

not bad form..... MADNESS!!!!!, posted 11 Jul 2003 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Endness is not for Madness, posted 19 Jul 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

I'm worth a million in prizes..., posted 21 Jul 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

July ends but the madness lingers on, posted 3 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Still Mad After All These Years..., posted 4 Aug 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Mad about you?, posted 4 Aug 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Nooooooooooo!!!!! That's the BAD kind of madness., posted 4 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

How about, "Our House, in the Middle of the street. Our House, was our castle and our keep?", posted 4 Aug 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Aieee! That's going one step beyond!, posted 4 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

It can NEVER go to FAR! MWA HA HA HA HA! (Ah the joys of maniacal laughter), posted 5 Aug 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

a-Mad b-Mad c-Mad d-Mad...., posted 7 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

emad!, posted 7 Aug 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

EEEEEEETHHHOOOM! MINDJAIL!! HE IS TRAPPED!! GET HIM OUT!!, posted 7 Aug 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

PREPARE TO EJECT, IT IS NOT EMAD, posted 7 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

who is emad?, posted 7 Aug 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

He now has ocular animatronics, posted 7 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?
emad or not

Start of another mad week, posted 11 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

It has been a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad week, posted 15 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

C is for Cookie, and Cookie is for Me, posted 28 Aug 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

I tried not looking at it all day and then looking at it again, posted 28 Aug 2003 by welcome » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

I'm sorry Bert, but I can't hear you. I have this banana in my ear!, posted 29 Aug 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Aieee! No madness in September., posted 6 Oct 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

October MADNESS!!, posted 6 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

How did that happen?, posted 6 Oct 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

because: YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!, posted 6 Oct 2003 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

GO SOX! GO CUBS!, posted 6 Oct 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Go Sox? Pick only one team, pal, or dese mugs is gonna visit ya, posted 6 Oct 2003 by lieutenant » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

GO TWINS!, posted 6 Oct 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

I want both the sox and cubs to make it to the world series, at which point I will cheer for the cubs., posted 7 Oct 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Go Pedro, I agree, just because you like one team you don't have to hate the other!, posted 7 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Can I still hate the Yankees?, posted 7 Oct 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Yes, we ALL hate the Yankees., posted 7 Oct 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Oh by all means! I was just talking about Chicago teams!, posted 7 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

yeah, but when I say "sox" I mean "red sox". although to be honest I don't have any ill will for the white sox., posted 7 Oct 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

ok you need to be color specific because this is Chicago and when you say "sox" one can only assume of the white variety., posted 7 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

it's october and there's only one sox that matters right now, posted 7 Oct 2003 by pedro » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

don't say that to a southsider! :), posted 7 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour

Now that was some quality madness!, posted 29 Oct 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

At least this time it ended with no one getting hurt!, posted 29 Oct 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

I can fix that, posted 29 Oct 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

First post! (in November), posted 4 Nov 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

A is not A, posted 11 Nov 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Can't let nutella hog all the madness, posted 12 Nov 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Prime movers use stilts, posted 12 Nov 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

BRITNEY FOR PRESIDENT!, posted 13 Nov 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Ayn Rand causes Britney Spears, posted 13 Nov 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Now THAT's a conspiracy theory, posted 14 Nov 2003 by lieutenant » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

i think that theory is valid, actually... , posted 14 Nov 2003 by baggins » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

The trick is testing it with both control and experimental procedures, posted 14 Nov 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

So who wants to finish my final projects for me?, posted 12 Dec 2003 by Octal » (Regular)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Finals!!!!! Oh, sorry for a second there I thought there was going to be an end to the madness..., posted 16 Dec 2003 by BigJ » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

First post for 2004!, posted 13 Jan 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

The future is now!, posted 14 Jan 2004 by gary » (Staff)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Future = Acid-spitting robots (Mr.Bad), posted 14 Jan 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Future = pliers of death!, posted 15 Jan 2004 by gary » (Staff)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

does it spit acid, too?, posted 15 Jan 2004 by inkblot » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

it looke like something from Roujun z (bad movie even if it was made by the Akira crew), posted 15 Jan 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades..., posted 15 Jan 2004 by baggins » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can

rock on, sir wag, posted 15 Jan 2004 by inkblot » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

50 thou a year will buy a lot of beer, posted 15 Jan 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

50 thou a year will buy a lot of beer, posted 15 Jan 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

oops, posted 15 Jan 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

My future's so bright I've gotta wear laser sliced cheese, and did I miss something?, posted 15 Jan 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can

Mmmm - Lasers..., posted 15 Jan 2004 by baggins » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Philippe for America, posted 2 Feb 2004 by Octal » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

He is Five!, posted 2 Feb 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Diet Doctor Pepper Tastes More Like Regular Doctor Pepper!, posted 9 Feb 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Yeah, yeah, just add sugar!, posted 9 Feb 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Or Splenda, it's made from sugar... and Chlorine!, posted 10 Feb 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Friday the 13th part 1: Jason receives an ugly sweater, posted 13 Feb 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Here beginneth the 40 days of madness..., posted 25 Feb 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

Day 2: we encounter an emad and are challenged to stickball, posted 26 Feb 2004 by nutella » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Day 3: we succumb to Bognor Regis syndrome, posted 27 Feb 2004 by gary » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

well it's better than Regis Philbin syndrome..., posted 1 Mar 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

april fools, posted 1 Apr 2004 by stan » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

the madness will sustain me, posted 1 Apr 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

:) The madness is good, the madness is great, the madness will sustain me..., posted 1 Apr 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

I guess I haven't been around here for a month or so, posted 27 Apr 2004 by Octal » (Regular)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

No Pants Day, posted 7 May 2004 by nuniabiz » (Regular)

Well, maybe if they have no pants , they can

dontcha hate pants?, posted 7 May 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

WARK WARK WARK!, posted 23 May 2004 by gary » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

Y'all been slackin', posted 4 Sep 2004 by Octal » (Regular)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

There's been a distinct lack of madness around here!, posted 7 Nov 2004 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

doot-do-doo, posted 18 Nov 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

No. it's not true, posted 19 Nov 2004 by nuniabiz » (Regular)

murderous instinct is everywhere

. But have no fear we've got our song. "bye bye american pie..."

the end, posted 12 Dec 2004 by nuniabiz » (Regular)

begins when characters such as nuniabiz get to be introduced properly to enigmatic sneaking sean...but no, there ain't no chance for that to happen... so there it is the divine PJ doing tricks for their own entertainment. be human is to mind your own business? but that's just plain boring..

reboot, posted 13 Dec 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

(DONGS), posted 13 Dec 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

HA HA, HO HO, HEE HEE, posted 13 Dec 2004 by stan » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Loading Dumontix v2.4.2a by Walter M. Gibbs et al:............, posted 13 Dec 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

**TRSDOS Ready*>**, posted 13 Dec 2004 by lukas » (Fixture)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

'Seeking Sailing, Will Sell Soul'..., posted 16 Dec 2004 by nuniabiz » (Regular)

Hey, Sammy, You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

round and round we go, posted 14 Jan 2005 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

hard times come again no more, posted 14 Nov 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

wobble wobble, posted 14 Nov 2006 by sneakums » (Fixture)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

Mostafa Tabatabainejad, posted 16 Nov 2006 by pedro » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

How I have missed this thread., posted 12 Dec 2006 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

Is anyone here still on Kingdom of Loathing?, posted 21 Jun 2007 by BigJ » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can

Not me., posted 21 Jun 2007 by pedro » (Staff)

No, it's true! I saw it in a movie!

No, it's true! I saw it on TV!, posted 25 Jun 2007 by badvogato » (Regular)

Tampabay CBS 10 News, El Tigre sank... Life raft ejected... All hail to e-Bay

Crazy!, posted 25 Jun 2007 by pedro » (Staff)

Hey, Sammy. You sure it weren't cartoons you was watchin'?

don't stop the rock, posted 12 Aug 2007 by lukas » (Fixture)

You know, I saw in a movie how people on stilts can run 45 miles per hour.

i've found someone to spend time, instead of you i spend it on me, posted 29 Oct 2007 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Well, maybe if they're mile-long stilts they can.

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I'm wondering with the rest of the people will get into the act..., posted 23 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain..., posted 23 Apr 2002 by gary » (Staff)

Fifteen minutes left of martyrdom., posted 24 Apr 2002 by Zen » (Regular)

What time is it?, posted 24 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

i don't get it. i mean i get it, but i don't see the point. , posted 24 Apr 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

It's tradition!, posted 24 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Emacs!, posted 24 Apr 2002 by gary » (Staff)

Emacs is my favourite Ogg-playing tool of all, posted 24 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

(emacs (lisp (for) all (your parenthesising) needs)), posted 24 Apr 2002 by gary » (Staff)

emacs: when you don't want to do it "the UNIX way", posted 24 Apr 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

Screw Unix, let's all use ITS!, posted 25 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

I hate my nose., posted 25 Apr 2002 by Zen » (Regular)

Car WHeeeeeee4eels, on a gravelll roaaaaaaaaaad..., posted 25 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

You just can't let go of that now, can you., posted 25 Apr 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

My dog needs new ears, posted 26 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

goddamn dupes, posted 26 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

That's how they made me ... I'm superbrain, posted 26 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

A knife and a fork, a bottle and a cork, posted 26 Apr 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

Alienation's for the rich., posted 26 Apr 2002 by Zen » (Regular)

I'm just not creative, posted 26 Apr 2002 by lavaca » (Regular)

Aha, we have ensnared them!, posted 26 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

Weu., posted 27 Apr 2002 by Zen » (Regular)

The more I eat, the hungrier I get, posted 27 Apr 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

The hungrier I get, the more I eat., posted 27 Apr 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

bbs, posted 27 Apr 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

WEB SAFE COLORS MAKE PEDRO GO CRAZY, posted 28 Apr 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

web safe colors aren't that safe, posted 30 Apr 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

anyone for tennis, posted 2 May 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

E's favorite, posted 2 May 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

I'm sorry to inform you, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Tony Orlando, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Well, I totally screwed *that* up, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

I'm sorry to inform you, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Tony Orlando, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

has been postponed, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

ha ha, posted 3 May 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

how about chess, posted 3 May 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

I once saw Tony Orlando sing the national anthem at a cubs game. Wha'ts with that guy, anyway?, posted 3 May 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

I don't know who Tony Orlando is, posted 4 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

but there's a Yo La Tengo song called "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House", posted 4 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Is that anything like the Mojo Nixon song Don Henley Must Die?, posted 4 May 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

I don't know, posted 4 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

Let's burn Tony Orlando's house!, posted 4 May 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

You are Frankie Valli, and I claim my porcelain Porkchester, posted 5 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

yoink, posted 6 May 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

wooo - friday, posted 10 May 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

i'm so fantastic - your metal fist is still plastic, posted 10 May 2002 by moonboots » (Fixture)

take it to the bridge, posted 24 Jun 2002 by crackmonkey » (Fixture)

now bring it on home, posted 25 Jun 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

The Song Remains the Same, posted 25 Jun 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

Bron Yr Aur Stomp, posted 26 Jun 2002 by baggins » (Fixture)

summer stagnation, posted 11 Jul 2002 by lukas » (Fixture)

I believe in miracles!, posted 11 Jul 2002 by raskol » (Fixture)

my breath smells like cat food, posted 1 Aug 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

When it smells like mice, THEN we'll be worried..., posted 1 Aug 2002 by nutella » (Fixture)

been a long time been a long time been a long lonely lonely lonely aaldskjflak jwhatever., posted 8 Dec 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

temperature outside: 25 degrees. temperature inside my apartment with windows open: 82., posted 8 Dec 2002 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

that's North Park's energy efficient heating!, posted 8 Dec 2002 by pedro » (Staff)

two settings- antarctica or sahara. , posted 9 Dec 2002 by ulyssess00 » (Fixture)

actually, i managed to piece the steam valve, posted 9 Dec 2002 by neoacerbitas » (Fixture)

**Well, I totally screwed that up**, posted 3 May 2002 by sneakums » (Fixture)

**Yes, pedro actually meant David Hasselhoff!**, posted 14 Feb 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)

Hăo! Hăo! Wŏ xiĕ pīnyīn (Pŭtōnghu�)., posted 9 Apr 2003 by nutella » (Fixture)